Would you rather have a cat or a snake?

Would you rather take a bath in baked beans or jelly?

Would you rather own a flying carpet or a robot?

Would you rather marry a zombie or give birth to a zombie?

Would you rather eat bird food or cat food for dinner?

Would you rather eat rotten eggs or teachers toenails?

Would you rather have a monkey tail or bird wings?

Would you rather sneeze bubbles or hiccup animal noises?

Would you rather have hair like spaghetti or candy floss?

Would you rather have brownies or cupcakes?

Would you rather kiss a frog or lick a slug?