Olivia recently stumbled across a list of things they Could Not Do in September 1998, according to primary school administration. This included (but was not limited to): hopping three times on the same foot, walking up or downstairs without assistance, and running for one (ONE) metre without stopping.

Fortunately, since then they have become slightly more competent. They have, rather excessively, two degrees in Creative Writing and a Level 42 on Pokémon Go. They live in a highly curated gay little flat with their gay little Canadian partner (she really is very small), dreaming of the day they can adopt a gay little staffie and buy him pyjamas.